" Free of cost " advices available only in INDIA .. RUSH be4 d offer last ...........

Today u will join us for the morning walk . Get in ur shoes ... no excuses ... & reach park within 15 mins .. " mumma commanded while she bustled about the room dusting and tidying things .

MADHUVAN PARK : 6:30 A.M

A big yawn .. earphones plugged ... all set go ....

"wht noonsense swati .. u gt ur i pod here too ..nw listen do greet everyone u meet ".mumma said .....fffoooo !!

me n mumaa would hav covered just 1 lapse whn 1" Free Advice Station" was encountered -->>

/* it is to notify u tht all d free advice stations shall br refered as "FAS" */

FAS 1 : "arre sunitaa is she ur daughter .... bilkul aap gayi hai .. bas height thodi kam hai ... do give her sme height capsules .. n also beta u btr start doing sme physical excersises . .m telling u sunita .. this will create problems .. just think bt it ... "

Me( obv to thyself) : WTF !! whi is dis bucktoothed, 4 ft buxom ... n y hell is she so concerned abt me .. hehe .. auntie jee .. wht say if i stomp on ur foot n remain steady till ur panting, onion shaped husband cmes for d rescue while u shout " ajii suntee hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"......

another lapse .. yeh another FAS .... meet her too

FAS 2 : " ohh sunita .... ur daughter ... very beautifull jee .. beta wht r u doing? ".
Me: Namaste auntie ( moma said sabko greet kerna :P ) . m pursuing MCA from NIT allahabad .
FAS2 : " oohh thatss nice . even my daughter is doin a computer course frm NIT delhi ... badaa accha hai jee .. very nice placements ...delhi is a nice place to survive .. bt beta y r u in allaahbad .. u shud hav opted for delhi... u c itzz d capital .. "
Me:( to auntie ) : ya sure auntie !! thanks ..
( to thyself ) : hey hey hey ..... indian goverment ne NIt banaya delhi mai n m so unawaree .. Ohh !! was auntie jee referrring to NIIT .. GOSH !! kudoss auntiee jee ... m highly obliged for ur " free advice" ..



FAS3 : " arre hello jee .. ladke ki shaadi kab kerva rahi ho .....m telling u sunita ... make it as early as possible .. dese dayzz galzz r very clever ... dey trap boyzz from gud families n thn create problems ... tum kaho toh shud i ask my bro ... uski betiii abhi abhi ..............."

n i left d conversation n started my jog thinking ... " huhh .. shaadi ... ya y nt auntie .. nw who is trapping whom.. selfish creatures...y on earth r ppl so despo to deliver free advices... y can't dey mind dr own business.. fuckk fuckk fuck !!!

newayzzz..... itzz morning time swati...chuckk .. who cares.....n i plugged my earphones agn..just to encounter ...sadddiii " komal auntie" ..haddiipaaaa.( bas naam komal hai.. else she is hard core *****)..

FAS4 : "arre swati beta .. hw r u ? whn did u came ...? n since whn u started wearing glasses... ??? m telling u beta.. listen carefully... drink 1 glasssful of carrot juice . and also take " baba ram dev's " drishtivardhak churana ..itzz very effective... my daughter is taking it every day.. n we r so hopeful tht she won't b requiring glasses nymore..just a matter of few dayzzz.."

Me( to thyelf): " ya sure auntie .. woowww .. wht a remarkable discovery... hey auntie wht dnt u visit a bio resarch lab n share ur discovery.. m so sure u shall b awarded wid nobel.. huhh.... "

Tht was d last station whn i just gave up.. rush backk hme.. laughing in myself " yeh hai india meri jaan " :P

love maah city..

(27 dec2007)......woke up to yet another gloomy day just to realize that Ipod is still out of battery.n TV soaps r still dull to the point of ennui .. :(( leaving maa growling over unfinished breakfast.. lifted up my cell and headed for terrace....(mind u this is nt some agra chauvinist penning down her views).
ahh !! nothing has changed ...same cacophonic chats by aunties in neighboured ...screaming kidzz in nearby park....n roxy (my pet) gawking at me....just miss all this ...few months back i just hated all this ..inact i felt disgusted to be an agraite rather being born n brought up in some hip hop city like delhi or mum...just becoz it didn't had higher prospects for education ..or sme dating point for ppl in love (mind u i never craved for that )..or malls or multiplexx....but now the moment i step down frm train it feels gr88.. apna city ...this is what i feel ...no one dares to daunt us ....every lane reminds of the fun n masti n time spent with my near n close ones...NOSTALGIA...is wht i suffer ..... but nw have detected incipient agra (or city of love as always refferd to ) famous chaat pakoris shops down the lane...yummy jalebis..non pareil faaluda n paetha....rapidly spawning malls n multiplexes....(m expecting few dics 2).....its no more the same ...above mentioned cogent reasons r enuf y i could for pakaa say...
I LOVE AGRA..............( n miss u too )

taara zameen per... :))

Prodigious kid ishaan avasthi (from TZP )did the job which neither landen carter (WTR guy) nor dj (from RDB) could do ..tears flooded in maah eyes the moment he is left alone in new hostel where again he would be tormented n insulted for no reasons..... between sobs..several unsuccessful attempts were made by me to resist tears but to no avail...for everyone around me was in the same state as i was ....but anywayzz lets just face it ...did movie really focused on reality...our parents really love us ..?..or we misunderstand their responsibility as love......?tell me..? how many times in week (or month or year) u go for a vacation ...????how frequently they sit n discuss with u ur life (mind u m talking abt ur life ) ...nt ur annual reports.....chuukkkk it ...they just want us to perform better in school thnnn higer studies... but what abt our feelings ..whts going inside our mind...amenable kids just jibe with wht they say n chase their dreams ..no matter wht that sacrifice costed themm..parents shud be happy.....fine they want secure future for us ...butt phlzzzz gen Y kids r more smart ......Y does an ardent music fan involuntary had to give up his love for music n study newtons law of motion....YYYYYY............will ever our parents understand us..???......how long do we have to wait...well i don't know abt u but m still waiting for RAM SHANKER NIKUMBH..(played by aaamir in tzp ) who could come n get a panacea for all maah problems.... .ohh jesus .... plzz send him soon.. :(( !!!!