Today u will join us for the morning walk . Get in ur shoes ... no excuses ... & reach park within 15 mins .. " mumma commanded while she bustled about the room dusting and tidying things .
MADHUVAN PARK : 6:30 A.M
A big yawn .. earphones plugged ... all set go ....
"wht noonsense swati .. u gt ur i pod here too ..nw listen do greet everyone u meet ".mumma said .....fffoooo !!
me n mumaa would hav covered just 1 lapse whn 1" Free Advice Station" was encountered -->>
/* it is to notify u tht all d free advice stations shall br refered as "FAS" */
FAS 1 : "arre sunitaa is she ur daughter .... bilkul aap gayi hai .. bas height thodi kam hai ... do give her sme height capsules .. n also beta u btr start doing sme physical excersises . .m telling u sunita .. this will create problems .. just think bt it ... "
Me( obv to thyself) : WTF !! whi is dis bucktoothed, 4 ft buxom ... n y hell is she so concerned abt me .. hehe .. auntie jee .. wht say if i stomp on ur foot n remain steady till ur panting, onion shaped husband cmes for d rescue while u shout " ajii suntee hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"......
another lapse .. yeh another FAS .... meet her too
FAS 2 : " ohh sunita .... ur daughter ... very beautifull jee .. beta wht r u doing? ".
Me: Namaste auntie ( moma said sabko greet kerna :P ) . m pursuing MCA from NIT allahabad .
FAS2 : " oohh thatss nice . even my daughter is doin a computer course frm NIT delhi ... badaa accha hai jee .. very nice placements ...delhi is a nice place to survive .. bt beta y r u in allaahbad .. u shud hav opted for delhi... u c itzz d capital .. "
Me:( to auntie ) : ya sure auntie !! thanks ..
( to thyself ) : hey hey hey ..... indian goverment ne NIt banaya delhi mai n m so unawaree .. Ohh !! was auntie jee referrring to NIIT .. GOSH !! kudoss auntiee jee ... m highly obliged for ur " free advice" ..
FAS3 : " arre hello jee .. ladke ki shaadi kab kerva rahi ho .....m telling u sunita ... make it as early as possible .. dese dayzz galzz r very clever ... dey trap boyzz from gud families n thn create problems ... tum kaho toh shud i ask my bro ... uski betiii abhi abhi ..............."
n i left d conversation n started my jog thinking ... " huhh .. shaadi ... ya y nt auntie .. nw who is trapping whom.. selfish creatures...y on earth r ppl so despo to deliver free advices... y can't dey mind dr own business.. fuckk fuckk fuck !!!
newayzzz..... itzz morning time swati...chuckk .. who cares.....n i plugged my earphones agn..just to encounter ...sadddiii " komal auntie" ..haddiipaaaa.( bas naam komal hai.. else she is hard core *****)..
FAS4 : "arre swati beta .. hw r u ? whn did u came ...? n since whn u started wearing glasses... ??? m telling u beta.. listen carefully... drink 1 glasssful of carrot juice . and also take " baba ram dev's " drishtivardhak churana ..itzz very effective... my daughter is taking it every day.. n we r so hopeful tht she won't b requiring glasses nymore..just a matter of few dayzzz.."
Me( to thyelf): " ya sure auntie .. woowww .. wht a remarkable discovery... hey auntie wht dnt u visit a bio resarch lab n share ur discovery.. m so sure u shall b awarded wid nobel.. huhh.... "
Tht was d last station whn i just gave up.. rush backk hme.. laughing in myself " yeh hai india meri jaan " :P
