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Monday, February 6, 2012

Beta Shaaadi kab :x


Are You aged between 24-29 (inclusive), M /F, Single (aka Unmarried ?). The censored word has been changed from F to S/M (Shaadi/Marriage)! BEWARE ! There are people out there trying to bind you in an indispensable knot which might port you to whole new world of responsibilities and liabilities.


So this is how its starts!

Cousin’s Wedding Reception:

Eligible M/F -26, standing amid thousands of uncle jee and aunty jees , unaware that how ,some among the crowd are envisaging him/her as prospective family member. And suddenly there is a pat from back..

Ohh its Jhaansi waale foofa jee with his old friend .

Foofajee: Meet my son ! He is XOXO working in MNC , earning **** and living in ***.
Microscopic eyes scrutinize son from top to bottom followed by bombarding of questions and BINGO . Instantaneous judgments are out (obv restricted to mind )! (patla hai… chashma lagata hai .. black lips .. he might be smoking.. uhmmm ) making M/F-26 feel like a complete idiot :x

And the same perilous trapping continues to doom you from all possible all directions --> Weddings to Morning yoga…. kitty parties to Office get together—and now not even the BHAJI markets are spared !! (Kahi toh bhaksh do :x)

Anyways! Nt intimidating on the cause – effects of the same .
Marriage has its own bliss (M unaware of the showered blessings but that’s what some of my married friends opined and shared with me :P )


But let’s cherish what happiness and Aazadi singlehood brings! Be as late as you can, , sleep and eat like a pig , lie lazily staring at the wall for hours and hours for no reason , as drunk you can be , Biwi ki Dilli waale Chachi ki beti ki sagaai mai gift kya dena hai ?? Who cares :D .. weekend visit to Departmental store to maintain Stock of groceries.. ?? NOOO its better to be in a PUB/BAR/Restaurant and hangout with friends .. !!

Fast Driving…. Slow eating.. No Shower :D ! Yayy ! Singlehood is a bliss ..

Considering the stereotypical Indian society and emotive parents and extra emotive grandparents, all of us will ultimately fell into the trap and succumb to the cruel bliss of Marriage ! Very. Cruel !!

So why not cherish every single day and live life to the SINGLEST :)
Cheers

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